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  • ArdhanWardhanaArdhanWardhana
    Dota's Lore in a Nutsack, eh Nutshell
    So a super long time ago Elder Titan made EG.Universe and everything came into existence. It was super chill because all of the forces of the universe existed together as one being that sort of composed everything. Then one of the four fundamental forces decided to be a total asshole and split everything up. This was KotL, KotL is actually the ultimate evil and bad guy of the Dota EG.Universe. The Fundamentals got split up into four different beings. First was KotL who decided to celebrate his freedom by going on a rampage and slaughtering Night Stalker's people. He also is a huge pervert but gets away with it by pretending to be an alzheimers patient. Chaos Knight was another Fundamental who dedicated his life to chasing down the batshit crazy KotL; yeah CK is actually the good guy trying to track down the insane madman. Enigma was another Fundamental who decided to start fucking with people and grow in power while the last Fundamental, Wisp, just sorta wandered off one day.
    Meanwhile a bunch of vague shit happened and our world was made by Earthshaker. How did he do it? Nobody knows except for ET and he's out of the meta so nobody is gonna ask him anyway. Even Earthshaker doesn't really remember how it worked. Tiny was born when the world was made, he was a little pebble who just sorta rolled around on the ground slowly growing up. The world existed in peace and harmony except not really because a lot of crazy, unimportant shit happened like Lycan's dad getting shanked and Axe going hard as a motherfucker on literally everything.
    Then shit got crazy and the Moon split in half. Yeah apparently there were two Gods or something living in the moon? Or something? They didn't like eachother and fought endlessly, I dunno, but the moon kinda exploded and all the pieces of the moon fell onto the planet. The two gods or whatever were the ancients, one that was Dire and one that was Radiant. When the pieces all fell to earth they became the Ancients that people defend. Getting too close to one of the shards makes you go bananas and convince yourself that you're in an endless war just like the two gods in the moon were and you turn into a creep.
    Slark snatched a magic chalice from under Naga's nose and Naga got exiled because of it while Kunkka got the Gem of True Sight from the evil Kraken god Maelrawn. Kunkka ran away but Maelrawn sent Tidehunter after the Kunk-ster and Tidehunter blew up his ship. Kunkka is probably a ghost now but who fucking knows, anyway the two are at eachother's throats forever now.
    Rubick and Invoker knew eachother, or maybe not, but Rubick knew OF Invoker, or something. Invoker used to be called the Arsenal Magus and everyone thought he was top shit so a bunch of cultists did some selective breeding eugenics to try and make another Invoker, only they ended up making Silencer instead who told them to shut the fuck up. Invoker also knew Undying back when he was alive, but Undying is now a zombie who serves the Dead God, which sent its army to kill all of Antimage's people. Antimage somehow blamed this on magic instead of zombies, even though Antimage is the biggest hypocrite in all of Dota since he uses fucking Blink as his main tool.
    Some Goddess somewhere named Nyctasha had a really fucking bad dream about Faceless Void and it came to life as Bane and killed her, Outworld Devourer came to earth to warn us about some REALLY BAD SHIT that's coming from outside the galaxy but nobody seems to listen, Tusk and Bristleback had fisticuffs in a bar, and a bunch of other wacky shit took place.
    Now people are basically fighting eachother because they were driven crazy by the ancients and transformed into creep armies to try and kill eachother, while the heroes are just people who have enough Purity of Will to not go batshit crazy.
    But none of this fucking matters, because it's a videogame. And no, I'm not saying that to be a smartass. It's literally a videogame. The Dota universe takes place in a computer program, with the inhabitants unaware that they're just programs. The only one who knows is Leshrac, who figured it out by peering into the heart of creation and discovering that everything he's doing is nothing more than participating in a game called Defense of the Ancients. And it really, really, really makes him sad.
  • ponyoponyo
    cepet banget sudah jam setengah sebelas. lumayan ramai.
    :sleepy:
  • LittlePigeonLittlePigeon
    Setengah sebelas gundulmu
  • HirumaHiruma
    emang bener kok
  • ponyoponyo
    kao yg gundul manuk emprut kys puta lol.

    aku ndak di mlg lg udah bertransmigrasi ke pulau sebelah fyi.
  • sunentaasunentaa
    rejekinya anak sholeh ini ada aja, ya. jadi terhurak
  • AndriiiAndriii
    Engin Altan Duzyatan mirip2 brad pitt gitu :/
  • LittlePigeonLittlePigeon
    Pindah pulau sebelah preeeeewwwwt
  • AndriiiAndriii
    Tri asu, raiso nggo internetan -_-
  • Hitam_TerlarangHitam_Terlarang
    RIDE wrote: »
    Banyak kabar sedih hari ini. It started last nite after midnight. Ketika terpaksa harus memblokir seseorang dr hidup gw for good. Tidur jam 3an, berharap paginya terbangun baik2 saja. Jam 4 bangun dlm keadaan panik, Slapi minta diantar ke RS. Balik dr RS baca kabar Arif di forum. :cry:

    Semoga memulih semua yg sedang dirundung duka dan musibah. Arif, turut berduka. Slapi, lekas sembuh. Mudah2an gak ada kabar sedih lainnya.

    wew, semoga lekas sembuh mas @slapi, pantes aja ada yg kurang karena ketidakhadiranmu #halaah
  • ponyoponyo
    edited September 2015
    Yeay Justin Bieber nomor satu di Billboard Hot 100. What Do You Mean? x)
  • boar_newtboar_newt
    edited September 2015
    Ketika ditanya "bila kau adalah seorang karakter di game RPG, apakah job yang ingin kau ambil?"

    Sepertinya homo memiliki tendensi untuk memilih menjadi seorang wizard, atau magic user lainnya
  • sunentaasunentaa
    aku memilih untuk mejadi Jack Harvest Moon
  • JoelTopJoelTop
    Aku lebih suka range attacker, ranger, hunter, gunslinger, clown,archer, sniper

    Atau gak debuffer walaupun healer job pasti aku bkin sih
  • boar_newtboar_newt
    abupelangi wrote: »
    aku memilih untuk mejadi Jack Harvest Moon

    Dengan menjadi jack, kau tak akan bisa kencan dengan zack atau gotz
    Relakah?
    *yklz
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